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The Bird - Mount Pleasant, Michigan

The Bird’s ranch = Store-Bought Sadness. Sour smell, worse taste. Hidden Valley confirmed. Onion petals deserved better.

RANCH REVIEWMICHIGAN BASEDSTORE-BOUGHT SADNESS

To be fair, our server was upfront and told me it was Hidden Valley when I asked about the ranch.

So no shocker here, it came, I smelled, I tasted, I frowned. The Bird is a local dive bar, beloved by college students for its cheap drinks and rowdy vibe, not its fine cuisine. Which is great, it knows what it is, and I love that for them.

The real heartbreak? Their onion petals were actually pretty tasty, which just made it extra sad that the ranch wasn’t pulling its weight.

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Disclaimer: The Dressing Room is not affiliated with any restaurant. All reviews are based on personal experiences and real opinions. While future partnerships may happen, honesty always comes first. If the ranch doesn’t hit, I’ll say so.