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Pizza House - Ann Arbor, Michigan

They didn’t try. So I won’t either. Store-bought sadness in liquid form

RANCH REVIEWMICHIGAN BASEDSTORE-BOUGHT SADNESS

Honestly, I don’t even feel like writing this, which feels poetic since they clearly didn’t feel like making ranch.

It smells sour. Tastes sour. Definitely a bulk buy situation, Gordon’s Food Service, I see your fingerprints all over this one. No effort in the production of the ranch, but trying to jazz it up by putting it in a fancier-looking bottle? Scoff... <Insert eyeroll>

At least the pizza was pretty good. I'm thankful for that redeeming quality. It would be even better with some better RANCH!


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